Well why ever the fuck not

fuckyeahwomenprotesting2: freedominwickedness: In medieval...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:17:31 -0400

freedominwickedness:

In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies

roseriku: firewordsparkler: inufan078: LOL OH MY GOD THE LAST...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:13:33 -0400

roseriku:

firewordsparkler:

inufan078:

LOL OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE.

HOW HE JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD TERRIFIED LIKE NO NO NO NEVER.

This is seriously my new favorite youtuber I can’t stop watching his videos.

Watch till the very last part. It’s worth it.

wasn’t going to reblog it untiL THE ENDING

meenerhabi: velvetlovepocket: “If You Know Someone...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:40:33 -0400

meenerhabi:

velvetlovepocket:

“If You Know Someone Who Doesn’t Believe Sexism Exists, Show Them This”

Link here: [x]

Couldn’t finish watching it.

meenerhabi: velvetlovepocket: “If You Know Someone...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:40:32 -0400

meenerhabi:

velvetlovepocket:

“If You Know Someone Who Doesn’t Believe Sexism Exists, Show Them This”

Link here: [x]

Couldn’t finish watching it.

knight of wang: aryashi: teruprince: misslovegood7: screamingcrawfish: negativecos:...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:03:47 -0400

knight of wang: aryashi: teruprince: misslovegood7: screamingcrawfish: negativecos:...:

aryashi:

teruprince:

misslovegood7:

screamingcrawfish:

negativecos:

more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass…

welcome-to-the-sinners-ball: mustangheart: beerinabox: spacere...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:02:25 -0400

welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

mustangheart:

beerinabox:

spacereblogsthings:

diablosita:

The Best Birth Control In The World Is For Men by Jon Clinkenbeard

If I were going to describe the perfect contraceptive, it would go something like this: no babies, no latex, no daily pill to remember, no hormones to interfere with mood or sex drive, no negative health effects whatsoever, and 100 percent effectiveness. The funny thing is, something like that currently exists.

The procedure called RISUG in India (reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance) takes about 15 minutes with a doctor, is effective after about three days, and lasts for 10 or more years…

Oh, and when you do decide you want those babies, it only takes one other injection of water and baking soda to flush out the gel, and within two to three months, you’ve got all your healthy sperm again.

The trouble is, most people don’t even know this exists. And if men only need one super-cheap shot every 10 years or more, that’s not something that gets big pharmaceutical companies all fired up, because they’ll make zero money on it (even if it might have the side benefit of, you know, destroying HIV).

signal boost

DUDE

dude

DUUUDDEE

lavishness: raptorific: I’M SO ANGRY SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 21:07:02 -0400

lavishness:

raptorific:

I’M SO ANGRY

SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”

AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”

WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”

AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”

BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK

Fuck, this is actually true. I… how did I not know this?

tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks: supersherlock: followedbyrainbo...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 08:41:24 -0400

tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:

supersherlock:

followedbyrainbows:

orrahyu:

stephnrice:

glassmountain:

stfuconservatives:

nextyearsgirl:

This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:

The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.

According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.

When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.

So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.

/An atheist who understands Christian theology better than Bible-thumpers do.

^

(mic drop)

boom

whoa.

Damn.

I’m going to fucking memorize this shit.

I will forever perform this monlogoue when people start sprouting religious shit

A christian that understands this gives you a high fucking five

nevver: Planet Vagina

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 03:45:57 -0400

nevver:

Planet Vagina

cancerously: so you know what I find really interesting concerning the update today and Caliborn...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 18:38:40 -0400

cancerously:

so you know what I find really interesting

concerning the update today and Caliborn controlling the narrative, Hussie even had the forethought to send an update pack to make sure Caliborn couldn’t control the story. Then, people pointed this out, from back in the earlier acts:

and it finally dawned on me

Caliborn’s not updating Homestuck

he’s updating mspaintadventures.com

he’s updating the website and not the story do you know how fuckin meta that is

Photo

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:28:07 -0400

emq: FTM Emery 1 Year on Testosterone

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 14:12:21 -0400

emq:

FTM Emery 1 Year on Testosterone

jumpingjacktrash: saeto15: christophool: vorticity007: supasl...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 10:42:26 -0400

jumpingjacktrash:

saeto15:

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

Reblogging for excellent commentary.

Orcas are actually part of the family delphinidae and dolphins are giant assholes, too. Don’t let those stupid grins fool you. Dolphins are hardcore.

one of the cultures in kastorverse has a saying: “one orca eats fish. two orcas eat seal. three orcas eat whale.” meaning, basically, a lone troublemaker is no big, but assholes in groups are a serious problem.

orcas are bastards.

the-winchester-initiative: novakian: waywardism: no but this is ridiculous how can one show make...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 13:58:55 -0400

the-winchester-initiative:

novakian:

waywardism:

no but this is ridiculous

how can one show make attractive people even more attractive

over a certain amount of time

i mean thIS HAPPENED AFTER FOUR SEASONS

THIS HAPPENED AFTER ONE

WHAT IS THIS

it’s not natural

you could say it’s

supernatural

hungrylikethewolfie: greenapricot: qwertyprophecy: veecissitud...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 03:37:05 -0400

hungrylikethewolfie:

greenapricot:

qwertyprophecy:

veecissitudes:

The Gentleman Bastards Title Sequence by qwertyprophecy

“I only steal because my dear old family needs the money to live!” Locke Lamora made this proclamation with his wine glass held high; he and the other Gentleman Bastards were seated at the old witchwood table. The others began to jeer. “Liar!” they chorused. “I only steal because this wicked world won’t let me work an honest trade!” Calo cried, hoisting his own glass. “LIAR!” “I only steal,” said Jean, “because I’ve temporarily fallen in with bad company.” “LIAR!” At last the ritual came to Bug; the boy raised his glass a bit shakily and yelled, “I only steal because it’s heaps of fucking fun!” “BASTARD!”

Ooh look at the shiny gifs!

This is so fantastic I don’t even know what to do with myself. Everything about this is perfect.

S H R I E K I N G

IS THIS A REAL THING THAT I CAN WATCH, AND IF NOT HOW DO I MAKE THAT HAPPEN??

lizawithazed: beeftony: This comic accurately sums up my...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 16:24:32 -0400

lizawithazed:

beeftony:

This comic accurately sums up my feelings towards those who complain about The Hawkeye Initiative.

look, I am a huge David Willis fan. He is funny, brilliant, and bang on the mark.

But this? This is the single best and most important comic he has ever done and I am going to keep reblogging it until people stop making the argument in the first panel.

This Human Emotion Called 'Butt-Touch': strangeharpy: Everything is coming up booty shorts: codenamecesare:...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 14:54:17 -0400

This Human Emotion Called 'Butt-Touch': strangeharpy: Everything is coming up booty shorts: codenamecesare:...:

strangeharpy:

Everything is coming up booty shorts: codenamecesare: berlynn-wohl: Reading a fic full of tired, overused…

codenamecesare:

berlynn-wohl:

Reading a fic full of tired, overused tropes…THAT YOU LOVE

Reading a fic that was obviously not written in the…

billywick: daverdad: the entire lord of the rings from the rings perspective hand hand river dirt...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 14:44:57 -0400

billywick:

daverdad:

the entire lord of the rings from the rings perspective

hand hand river dirt gollum hobbits pockets pockets finger envelope fire hand neck neck finger hobbits neck neck neck pocket finger LAVA

taleasoldastimelords: I’d like to give my Facebook friend a...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 14:40:29 -0400

taleasoldastimelords:

I’d like to give my Facebook friend a standing ovation

commanderspock: dausy so I….theres this hot men with babies...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 04:58:33 -0400

commanderspock:

dausy

so I….theres this hot men with babies tumblr..and we were on a star trek kick before our Sherlock phase….and my ovaries exploded…

I’ve never drawn so many humanoids…or added so many filters….soo..many…filters. The Grayson family is very illogical.

P.S. I am not uploading tomorrow.